Drama Queen

Isn't it strange how people define themselves by their profession?  "I'm a chef."  (or...Lawyer.  Or Butcher, Baker, .... Candle Stick Maker.)

I propose the whole world decide to use a word to describe themselves better than just their job.  I've got mine all picked out.

"Hello, I'm melodramatic."
"Oh, and what's that like?" (Ask the polite guests at a cocktail party I'm having in my imagination.)
"Well basically I make a big deal out of anything.  My specialty is personal tragedy.  I can make a paper cut seem like the apocalypse."

And ... Scene

It would be funnier if it were not true.

~Claire Out.